I’m 27, how incredibly wise am I. My life has been pretty colourful and I’m excited to spread that colour to all of ya’ll with my 27 valuable life-lessons:
27 – Always order extra cheese.
26 – He/She really isn’t worth it if they make you cry, unless they’re chopping onions or making you laugh to tears.
25 – Being lost is part of the fun.
24 – It’s OK to quit your job after only 6 months, your happiness comes first.
23 – It’s OK to change your career 4 times before the age of 27.
22 – It’s OK to be studying at the age of 27.
21 – Forgiveness makes you forget quicker – unhook unwanted hate in exchange for freedom.
20 – Friends can be temporary; a friendship at a particular time in your life and only that particular time doesn’t make it any less special.
19 – Deciding not to drink alcohol for a long length of time is your decision and should be respected.
18 – Never trying a drug in your life doesn’t make you any less cool.
17 – Fewer people are watching you than you think – use it.
16 – Those extra kilos can be lost, eat the chocolate.
15 – No one can see those extra kilos on you.
14 – Bullying comes in many forms, don’t fall victim to it.
13 – Defend yourself at every opportunity; you are a Queen.
12 – Dump him/her, never stay in a relationship out of fear of being alone.
11 – No one is paying you to be fake, be real and those that appreciate it will be the ones to hold onto.
10 – It’s OK to count the people you like on one hand.
9 – Feel your emotions.
8 – Embrace your passion and allocate the appropriate time to it.
7 – Your dreams are tied to your happiness, that happiness is nobody else’s business.
6 – A tattoo that is beautiful to you is beautiful. End of story; it’s your beautiful skin.
5 – Hate is learnt and bred out of the fear of the unknown.
4 – You are the most beautiful person in the world.
3 – Kindness is everything; a warm hand brings people in from the cold.
2 – It’s your journey and you make the rules.
1 – Seriously, order extra fucking cheese.
Muchos love bitchachos,